Arty Type Prints

Gallery Opening

A Symphony of Penguins

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Slalom

Peter Gabriel

Mozart eating noodles.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Cross-country knitting.

Operation Tattoo

'My first tattoo...'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

society of cartoonists...

Shadow Artist

I'm thinking that for our first date, we should go to the "please touch" museum

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'Show off!'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

Plaster of Paris

Mom's a little over the top with this stuff, but I like that!

Lesser Known Landmarks...