Artistic Vampire Hunter Gifts

DUBUFFET THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

Astral Projection

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'I could do that.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Get on with it!

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"