Artisanship Pillows

Santa's Workshop: Elves' Artisan Co-Op

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Still Life With Nordic Track

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Posh Easter Egg

The Sculptor

"Balloon animals $5.00"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Luthier

"How are we on bread?"

About the potter.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

"Bob's a tool belt."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Peter Gabriel

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Pottery Slam

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.