Showmanship Enthusiast Pillows

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

E=Emcee Squared

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Faberge Chicken

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'We could have a problem here lads.'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Ping Pong Handshake.

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

(Roger Haskins as himself)

"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."

Great Moments in Chess

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

One Boy Band

Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

Boy and horse rider

Now at the Farmers' Market

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

'Here's a man making a horse. He's nailing the back feet on.'