Showmanship Enthusiast Mugs

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

E=Emcee Squared

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

Faberge Chicken

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

(Roger Haskins as himself)

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."

Great Moments in Chess

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

One Boy Band

Boy and horse rider

"Wow, you carved that?! It looks so realistic!"

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

Handcrafted Artisanal Laptop

Now at the Farmers' Market

"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Welcome to Lakeveille, home of Lance McDoogle, world's slowest sign painter. He's been working on this one since 1954 and he's still not finish. . .

'Here's a man making a horse. He's nailing the back feet on.'