Salesmanship Enthusiast Mugs

"Do you feel like you've been backed into a corner?"

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

The Salesman

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Changing Room Decisions

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Sales.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling