Artificial Grass Aficionado Prints

Decorate their walls with vibrant prints that showcase their passion for artificial grass. Unique and artistic, these prints make a stylish statement in any room or garden space.

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'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'

'Did you know that our lawn is astroturf? I think our parents must be total psychos.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

I fart more than that!

I fart more than that!

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

THe UDDER Side

THe UDDER Side

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

Beware of the Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Mower Repair

Mower Repair

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Mohawk Yard.

Mohawk Yard.

I've got a note from my mum...I can't be eaten today!

I've got a note from my mum...I can't be eaten today!

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'Still haven't given up on your lawn, eh, Pertzborn?'

'Still haven't given up on your lawn, eh, Pertzborn?'

'To peeeEEE, or not to pee... That is the question.'

'To peeeEEE, or not to pee... That is the question.'

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

"Do you have anything less - green?"

"Do you have anything less - green?"

Artificial Grass Aficionado Prints Collection

Artificial Grass Aficionado Mugs

Discover our collection of witty mugs perfect for the artificial grass aficionado—ideal for daily use and great as a humorous gift.

Artificial Grass Aficionado Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows with clever designs celebrating artificial grass—great for sprucing up outdoor lounge areas or home decor.

Artificial Grass Aficionado T-Shirts

Browse our selection of fun t-shirts that proudly show off their love for synthetic lawns—a perfect casual wear gift for any turf enthusiast.