Artificial Turf Lover Prints

Decorate their walls with eye-catching prints that celebrate the charm of artificial turf—ideal for garden rooms, patios, or indoor ensembles.

Artificial Grass Aficionado Prints Turf Fanatic Prints Artificial Garden Lover Prints Astroturf Aficionado Prints Terrace Enthusiast Prints Turf Trendsetter Prints Surf And Turf Lover Prints Turf Titan Prints Artificial Tree Aficionado Prints Artificial Garden Enthusiast Prints

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Keep Off The Plastic Grass

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Beware of the Lawn

Beware of the Lawn

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

I love tennis

I love tennis

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

Genetic engineering - mutant DNA escaping from a laboratory.

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

Mower Repair

Mower Repair

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

'This is Ed down the street. Your dog is doing his business on my lawn again.'

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Mohawk Yard.

Mohawk Yard.

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

Mowing the Jungle

Mowing the Jungle

'Still haven't given up on your lawn, eh, Pertzborn?'

'Still haven't given up on your lawn, eh, Pertzborn?'

'To peeeEEE, or not to pee... That is the question.'

'To peeeEEE, or not to pee... That is the question.'

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

"No plans set in stone yet, but I'll probably spend some time getting on my wife's last nerve, maybe hyperfocus on the lawn."

"Do you have anything less - green?"

"Do you have anything less - green?"

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

Artificial Turf Lover Prints Collection

Artificial Turf Lover Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for turf lovers—quippy, stylish, and great for brightening up mornings.

Artificial Turf Lover Pillows

Check out our playful pillows for turf enthusiasts—bring humor and comfort to any outdoor seating or cozy corner.

Artificial Turf Lover T-Shirts

Browse our funny and stylish t-shirts for artificial turf aficionados—perfect for casual wear and showing off their green thumbs.