Artificial Garden Enthusiast Prints

'The grass is plastic, too.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'Dog got your clog?'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Domestic Cats.

"Can't you do anything to hurry him up?"

"And I say your floral displays are completely dominating your herbaceous perennials."