Amateur Gardener Prints

'Bless this spinach and bless this squash, and bless Mom and Dad except for their green thumbs.'

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...so Fred beat all the Dandelions together and made wine!

Old man watering Death.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Beginning Yarder.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

Domestic Cats.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."