Novice Gardener Prints

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"First time pruning?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Bob's Driving School.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

Beginning Yarder.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

"You must have a green thumb."

Planting veggies

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology