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"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Felix Mendelssohn

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Outré or simply bad?"

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

Trappist talk show.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"Wow! You mean they got all of this in exchange for just one van Gogh?"

Artist and Nature

Baroque

Life drawing class.

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'No, not that! Look over there - I've invented Modern Art.'

God to Adam: 'Pull my finger.'

Rodin's Faulty Light Bulb

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

'I really don't see the point?'

"I just wish I could loosen up like you."