Artful Dodger Of Responsibilities Mugs

'I can see why you have a stomach ache. The homework you ate was an F paper.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Golfing Boss

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Whack, Out of Whack.

Private Viewing

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

In/Out Tray.

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'