Juggler Of Roles Mugs

"I'm a working mom."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Introducing...Anagraman.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Balancing work and family

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

Brickie's Mate

'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'While you were out I replaced you.'

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