Juggler Of Roles T-Shirts

"I'm a working mom."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Introducing...Anagraman.

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Balancing work and family

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Brickie's Mate

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

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"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'