Work-play Juggler Mugs

'I like to stay connected 247.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Golfing Boss

"The meeting will come to order."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Balancing work and family

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'