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'I can see why you have a stomach ache. The homework you ate was an F paper.'

Golfing Boss

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Shake it all about sign on desk

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

In, out, shake it all about.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

Private Viewing

In/Out Tray.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'You have only yourself to blame for blaming yourself.'

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'We're looking for someone who's very responsible. In fact, we're looking for someone who's always responsible.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir