Artful Commenter Gifts

'I may not know a lot about art, but I know how to blog about it.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Trump leaving

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Gustav Holst

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

Meet the People of the Internet

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Medusa's baby picture

'Nothing about equal opportunity?'

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Internet Commenter Magazine.

Beware of the Blog.

"Don't forget to come back."

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

London Fashion Week.

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

'Abstract painting.'

New China: Investment Forecasting and Trading (Sorry, our fortune cookies are down.)

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"My big fat ego has just discovered Twitter!"

A Quick Guide to Our New Post-Truth Political Era.

I call it "Self-portrait in Quicksand."

ga-ga

"OK, OK, you win! I meant to say fig leaves are nature's clothes. Not poison ivy."

The Tooters

"Wouldn't it be great if we could do this anonymously online?"

The Deli Lama.