Artful Ants T-Shirts

Ant Cut-out

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Employee of the month.

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Ant Drones

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

Planet of the Ants

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

I took up antkeeping.

'I have a problem. I'm allergic to ants.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

Reserve Ants

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"We have some architects in our colony."

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

Shirker ant.

A man discovers his son has cut off the antlers on his deer trophy to use as arms for his snowman.

'Of course they look like ants. These are ant hills.'

'Go long!'

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'