Insect Artist T-Shirts

"Very nice work indeed. You've captured a profound sense of provenance; the excrement and its excreter in an ever-rolling circle of life."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The prying mantis,

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Honey Wallah

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'Pray for me.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

A Venus cow trap.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."