Musical Insect Lover T-Shirts

"When I was seventeen..."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The prying mantis,

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Honey Wallah

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'At ease, soldier.'

'Pray for me.'

Comb Sweet Comb

A Venus cow trap.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Let me introduce my other half."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."