Musical Insect Lover T-Shirts

"When I was seventeen..."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The prying mantis,

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Honey Wallah

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'Pray for me.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

A Venus cow trap.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...