Artful Ants Gifts

Ant Cut-out

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Planet of the Ants

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Ant Drones

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

"If you ask me, physics is more art than science."

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

Reserve Ants

'I have a problem. I'm allergic to ants.'

"We have some architects in our colony."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'Go long!'

'Of course they look like ants. These are ant hills.'

A man discovers his son has cut off the antlers on his deer trophy to use as arms for his snowman.

'Your attention everybody! -- There's a 'severe foot watch' in effect until four o'clock this afternoon.'

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"