Artful Adapter Pillows

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

The Googler

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

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"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Busking during a pandemic

Pavement Artist

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Picasso'

Sphere vs. sphere reimagined.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Museum. It's great we got this job moving statues here at the museum. CRASH! That was no time to make a joke about a "piece of art."

'You've got yourself a deal son. I'll read you 'Babar' and you'll help me with my computer.'

Torn paper dinosaur

Adapt a highway, sponsored by the Screenwriter's Guild.

"Gosh, Bob, I just LOVE the dynamic interplay between the new wall color and the accents of pandemic-era psychosis!"

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

Apple-to-Orange Adapter

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

Polar bear goes hunting.

'With his work it's always best to stand well back - so you can't see it.'

Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie? A what? That's the singular word for "Inuit." The indigenous peoples who live in the Arctic. Oh, them. I'll put it this way

"You never go to your counting house any more."

'I may not know a lot about art, but I know how to blog about it.'

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Removal men.

Doctor looks into ear of Beethoven statue

"He moved to Berlin to pursue something creative he would be bad at here."

Climate Panic