Anxious Adapter Pillows

Climate Panic

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Airplane Mode.

Fear of news.

"But what if this is all there is?"

Free-Floating Anxiety

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"You call that worrying?"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"I feel we're making progress."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Agoraphobic Explorer

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

Tunnel of Anxiety

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

'Would it be worse if I died young and healthy or old and decrepit?' - 'Hmmm...' - 'How about young and decrepit?' - '' - 'Why are you here, again?' - 'To help you brainstorm.'

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

"Several of my dreams have come true, doc. Unfortunately, they're all me sitting on a bus in my underwear."

"On the plus side, worrying about Brexit is stopping people worrying about the end of the world."