Anxious Adapter Mugs

Climate Panic

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Airplane Mode.

Fear of news.

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"You call that worrying?"

"I feel we're making progress."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

Agoraphobic Explorer

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -

Tunnel of Anxiety

'Would it be worse if I died young and healthy or old and decrepit?' - 'Hmmm...' - 'How about young and decrepit?' - '' - 'Why are you here, again?' - 'To help you brainstorm.'

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

Psychiatric Clinic. Take a Number. 27. "Take a number"? --- But I have math anxiety.

"I'm scared stiff of missing a morning call and finishing up in a pot like my dad..."