Art Vogue Pillows

'My NEA grant is bigger than your NEA grant!'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Victorian Lady

A women in a shoeshop.

Candle Portraits.

"Hipsters"

Painting taking root...

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Picasso: The Early Years

Baby rocks!

Creation of Red Wine

Vivienne Westwood

Spontaneous Kombucha

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

The latest in Eyewear.

'You're no Pollock.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Instant art

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Granny Wear

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Abstract portrait art.