Art Vogue T-Shirts

'My NEA grant is bigger than your NEA grant!'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Victorian Lady

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

A women in a shoeshop.

Candle Portraits.

"Hipsters"

Painting taking root...

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Baby rocks!

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

The latest in Eyewear.

'You're no Pollock.'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Instant art

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Granny Wear

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Abstract portrait art.

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"This is the show, Madam."