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"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Victorian Lady

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Hipsters"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Keeping warm.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

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Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Baby rocks!

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

His and Her wardrobe's