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"I'm serious-you could really pursue this as an embarrassing hobby."

The Artist

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

North Korean and South Korean hostilities.

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

God and Adam's first date.

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

The First Supper