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Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Had enough of the box.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Sharks' Mission Statement

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Brexit

'I see Phelps is back from that stress reduction seminar.'

Big Drug Companies Hooked

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

Don Jr.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Food inspection results

The euro as a monster

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Peace in Gaza?

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

Welsh water sewage

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

Exhibition for Prisoners

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Pennybags Monster

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Micromanagement

"Bloody Graffiti."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'