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Art School Reject T-Shirts
Show off your artistic independence with t-shirts that speak your truth. Ideal for art school rejects who wear their unique style on their sleeve and love to make a statement.
The Art Student.
'On your mark. Get set. Create!'
"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."
'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'
The Artist
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'
"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."
"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."
I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.
'Projectile painting.'
Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.
The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'
Picasso: The Early Years
"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."
Just call me Picasso!
"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."
'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'
"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."
"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"
"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."
'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'
German School
Vincent Van Og.
Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing
"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."
"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."
"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."
'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'
Art Plagiarism
'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'
Cubism Model
"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"
'Picasso'
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