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'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Tina Turner

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The Cremaster Cycle

Hoxton map.

Europa takes a selfie

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

"It's a full moon somewhere."

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

The Death of Marat

Modeling gig

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

"We're students and we don't like this sculpture. Have it removed by tomorrow."

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'

'It's a mystery to me how these people produce such healthy-looking children.'

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

Park statues horse and rider.

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

I'm thinking about cutting off my ear, just like my idol, Vincent Van Gogh. You're a comic strip character, Al. Just use an eraser.

"My kid could buy that."