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'Do you wanna read my body language?'

'If you're God's gift to women, I'd rather just have the money.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Cigarettes used to be a pretty good prop, but they don't seem to work for me anymore."

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

STRIP *The Fan * He's convinced that since Cole scored...

"I would take you up on your offer to have a glass of wine, but I've heard that it shouldn't be consumed with a depressant."

"Haven't I visited your web page before?"

"So you're both allergic? I get that a lot."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Watching the football.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"He's So Your Type."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"