Art Scene Regular Prints

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Tina Turner

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The Cremaster Cycle

Hoxton map.

Europa takes a selfie

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"It's a full moon somewhere."

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

The Death of Marat

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Modeling gig

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

"Worse than giant clothespins, Ralph - Bauhaus designed alligators!"

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"Know anything funny I could turn into a cartoon?"

A stick figure evolving into a more realistic-looking man

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'Is it a real Lichtenstein, Brad - or yet another parody?'

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

Park statues horse and rider.

'It's a mystery to me how these people produce such healthy-looking children.'

"My kid could buy that."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

Edouard Manet

'Lovely private view . . . must come again to see the pictures.'