Art Restoration Admirer T-Shirts

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"Why don't you find a museum!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Misunderstood artist

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Kultural K9's.

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Mimi's final scene

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Juggler and Illusionist

Diego Velasquez

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?