Art Restoration Admirer Mugs

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Joe Biden

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Phoenix

Mimi's final scene

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Scarpia's Palace

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?