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'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Turin Shroud...

'They all want to play the star.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Masquerade

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Bertolt Brecht.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Music at Home Pt. 1

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Our focus here is on the arts. Is he pottery trained?"

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Under New Mismanagement