Art Opening Enthusiast Gifts

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Wagging Dog

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

The Selfie

"The overthinker"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."