Art Opening Enthusiast Prints

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

Larry's used art

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"The overthinker"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Candle Portraits.

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Cats at private view

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Giant white horse.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Children's Art Show.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."