Art House Dweller Mugs

Artist in Residence

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I think he was a celebrity."

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Origami Society...

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

City Boy.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Misunderstood artist

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

They were mysteriously drawn together

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'