Art House Adventurer Mugs

A World War II army barracks with personal effects and a Picasso painting on the wall.

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Jackson Pollock Studio

The Rise of Modern Art

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'We'll take it!'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'What's on the other side?...'

"Gesundheit."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Odd Mortarboards.

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

Farmer's Market.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'I've started a blog.'