Art House Adventurer Prints

A World War II army barracks with personal effects and a Picasso painting on the wall.

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

The Rise of Modern Art

Jackson Pollock Studio

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'We'll take it!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Odd Mortarboards.

'What's on the other side?...'

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Gesundheit."

Farmer's Market.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...