Art Gallery Dweller Mugs

Rupert was only ever interested in the big picture...

'I wonder where he gets his ideas from?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I think he was a celebrity."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Misunderstood artist

Painting taking root...

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Rodin's Browser

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Now this I get."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Escher exhibition first floor

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

I painted them all from memory.

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The Cremaster Cycle

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Art Gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"