Gallery Dweller Mugs

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

"Well....I could've done this!"

Butterflies

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Mr. Right!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Misunderstood artist

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

bird interprets modern art

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.