Gallery Dweller Mugs

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

Butterflies

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

bird interprets modern art

Misunderstood artist

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Cats at private view

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Rodin's Browser

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Children's Art Show.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'