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Artist in Residence

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

The Origami Society...

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

What's an Imax cave?

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

City Boy.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Misunderstood artist

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Amateurs."