Art Direction Gifts

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Bright idea

Creative department

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Buster Keaton

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Innovation & Calculation

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"