Art Direction Gifts

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Bright idea

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Innovation & Calculation

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Dolores is so avant garde.