Art Class Eccentric Pillows

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

How to draw a martian!

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Children's imagination

Cubism Model

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Young British Artists.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Graffiti Art Class

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'It's just a first draft.'

The Still Life Revolts

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

'Remember. . . they can smell fear.'

Benjamin Britten.

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

Fully clothed model being painted by naked artists.

Spring Painter

Filming Nude in Art Class

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'