Art Class Geek Pillows

'It was life-class again and for once the vanishing point was a pleasure to find.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

How to draw a martian!

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Children's imagination

Cubism Model

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

Young British Artists.

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'It's just a first draft.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Graffiti Art Class

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Filming Nude in Art Class

Fully clothed model being painted by naked artists.

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'