Art Class Attendee Pillows

No caption (A turtle poses without its shell for other turtle artists).

The Art Student.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Just call me Picasso!

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

How to draw a martian!

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

German School

Vincent Van Og.

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Art Plagiarism

Children's imagination

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Picasso'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Cubism Model

"I could do that."