Art Class Eccentric Prints

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

How to draw a martian!

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Children's imagination

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

Cubism Model

'It's just a first draft.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Steadman - The Early Years.

Graffiti Art Class

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"

Young British Artists.

The Still Life Revolts

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

'Remember. . . they can smell fear.'

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

Again, you don't need all the smell lines.

Filming Nude in Art Class

Spring Painter

Fully clothed model being painted by naked artists.

No caption (A turtle poses without its shell for other turtle artists).

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

Benjamin Britten.